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Dating old photos man with earring

And at an age where men should be learning the importance of neatness and fit, a limp chain connecting your hip to your arse is unforgivable. These have no place sewn into your clothing post 30, whether they're 'ironic' or not.

Denim is popular because you shouldn’t have to overthink it. Left leg, then right (or vice-versa, if you’re that way inclined).

Too square, and your smart black shoes look like they were crafted by someone to help alleviate the back pain you get from flat feet.

Too pointy, and you run the risk of having someone’s eye out.

These days both high end and high street brands stock smarter, neater, tailored options that actually flatter the parts of your physique you’re trying to hide in shapeless, loose-waisted shorts.

You might only wear these on holiday, but it’s still an important item to banish.

What seems like a signifier of your interest in music actually starts to smell of curdled vomit about 48 hours after it’s locked onto your wrist, so do yourself a favour and lose the festival wristband pronto.

Nothing says ‘identity crisis’ more than a man frantically clinging on to the sweat-stained memories of seeing The Wombats back in ’07.

Skate shoes on anyone over a certain age carry a weird prehistoric vibe to them, as if the wearer has been missing for the last ten to twelve years.